SHINNER 2008 DRAFT REVIEW

**BIG BLUE**
BLUE Steven Jackson
BLUE Terrell Owens
BLUE Andre Johnson
BLUE Brandon Marshall
BLUE Jason Witten
BLUE Earnest Graham
BLUE Matt Forte
BLUE Michael Turner
BLUE Donovan McNabb
BLUE Dallas Cowboys D/ST
BLUE Jay Cutler
BLUE Nate Burleson
BLUE Bernard Berrian
BLUE Indianapolis Colts D/ST
BLUE Chris Chambers
BLUE Josh Brown

Summary: Big plays abound
Fearless Prognosis: 8-5
Bottom Line: Nut Graf


**RICK JAMES B!TCH**
BTCH Brian Westbrook
BTCH Randy Moss
BTCH Jamal Lewis
BTCH Torry Holt
BTCH Ben Roethlisberger
BTCH Laurence Maroney
BTCH Tony Gonzalez
BTCH Dwayne Bowe
BTCH Roddy White
BTCH Marc Bulger
BTCH Ronnie Brown
BTCH New England Patriots D/S
BTCH Anthony Gonzalez
BTCH Tony Scheffler
BTCH Nate Kaeding
BTCH Fred Jackson

Summary: Mixed bag.
Fearless Prognosis: 7-6
Bottom Line: Nonsmoking Bingo Player


**GECKOS***
GECK Marion Barber
GECK Peyton Manning
GECK Willis McGahee
GECK T.J. Houshmandzadeh
GECK Willie Parker
GECK Wes Welker
GECK Marvin Harrison
GECK Jeremy Shockey
GECK David Garrard
GECK Patrick Crayton
GECK San Diego Chargers D/ST
GECK Julius Jones
GECK Kevin Curtis
GECK Felix Jones
GECK Neil Rackers
GECK Donte' Stallworth

Summary: Dependable and trusty picks abound.
Fearless Prognosis: 7-6
Bottom Line: Velcro Wallet


**JERSEY JUGS**
JUGS Tom Brady
JUGS Frank Gore
JUGS Maurice Jones-Drew
JUGS Marques Colston
JUGS Plaxico Burress
JUGS Edgerrin James
JUGS Donald Driver
JUGS Matt Hasselbeck
JUGS Ricky Williams
JUGS Laveranues Coles
JUGS Heath Miller
JUGS Selvin Young
JUGS Joey Galloway
JUGS Stephen Gostkowski
JUGS New York Giants D/ST
JUGS JaMarcus Russell

Summary: Under-performers ensure Sunday booze must flow.
Fearless Prognosis: 5-8
Bottom Line: Gnathic Index


**PART-TIME PUNKS**
PUNK Joseph Addai
PUNK Tony Romo
PUNK Larry Fitzgerald
PUNK Darren McFadden
PUNK Reggie Bush
PUNK Chad Johnson
PUNK Jerricho Cotchery
PUNK Chris Cooley
PUNK Kevin Smith
PUNK Kurt Warner
PUNK Jonathan Stewart
PUNK Lee Evans
PUNK Ronald Curry
PUNK Nick Folk
PUNK Matt Schaub
PUNK Jacksonville Jaguars D/S

Summary: Some possible 2009 keepers here.
Fearless Prognosis: 6-7
Bottom Line: Feral Children


**TOMSHAK**
SHAK Marshawn Lynch
SHAK Reggie Wayne
SHAK Larry Johnson
SHAK Thomas Jones
SHAK Kellen Winslow
SHAK Steve Smith
SHAK Hines Ward
SHAK Eli Manning
SHAK Santana Moss
SHAK Jon Kitna
SHAK Fred Taylor
SHAK Chicago Bears
SHAK Alge Crumpler
SHAK Phil Dawson
SHAK Deuce McAllister
SHAK Vince Young

Summary: Now sleeping in the big boy bed.
Fearless Prognosis: 6-7
Bottom Line: When you can't make them see the light, make them feel the heat.


**SMFBROWNS**
SMFB Adrian Peterson
SMFB Braylon Edwards
SMFB Brandon Jacobs
SMFB Anquan Boldin
SMFB Calvin Johnson
SMFB Antonio Gates
SMFB Derek Anderson
SMFB Chester Taylor
SMFB Rashard Mendenhall
SMFB Brett Favre
SMFB Minnesota Vikings D/ST
SMFB DeAngelo Williams
SMFB Green Bay Packers D/ST
SMFB Ray Rice
SMFB Mason Crosby
SMFB Derrick Ward

Summary: Youth Shall Be Served
Fearless Prognosis: 7-6
Bottom Line: Cookie Middle


**DRINKING STARS**
STAR LaDainian Tomlinson
STAR Clinton Portis
STAR Ryan Grant
STAR Drew Brees
STAR Santonio Holmes
STAR Roy Williams
STAR Dallas Clark
STAR Carson Palmer
STAR Greg Jennings
STAR Steve Slaton
STAR Chris Perry
STAR Drew Bennett
STAR Ted Ginn Jr.
STAR Devin Hester
STAR Seattle Seahawks D/ST
STAR Shane Graham

Summary: The unbearable weightiness of Tomlinson
Fearless Prognosis: 6-7
Bottom Line: Alluvial Fan