One Sock William

Well, Green is asking for a nickname as more details come in regarding his arrest. Let's see.... 2-3 hours after leaving practice, Green is driving drunk.... he's swerving and speeding.... one front tire is flat..... he's behind the wheel with no shirt on, on a day that was pretty freaking chilly outside... officers arrest him and he's wearing only one sock... presumably he did have pants or shorts on, but no one is saying for sure. COME ON!!! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! THE GUY CAN'T EVEN GET WASTED PROPERLY!!! HE'S MAKING MILLIONS OF DOLLARS AND HE CAN'T MANAGE TO PUT HIS SOCKS AND SHIRT ON LET ALONE DRIVE A F&*ING CAR!!!

I really, really want to know what he was doing for those couple hours. There has to be a very entertaining story behind it all. I am now 100% sure he was not at the bar at the Pufferbelly.