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Thursday, December 04, 2003

Green and Gerard, Best Friends Forever

This is insane. William Green IS hanging tight with Gerard Warren. He gave Warren's address to the court as his current residential address. He apparently stayed with Big Money for a few days after surrendering his house to his back-stabbing girlfriend. And he is likely to resume staying with Ole' Money.

But they aren't going to be staying at Warren's house.... because Warren is selling it! They will instead be in a hotel. Am I reading too much into this? Why the hell would a 300 man voluntarily give up his house so he can stay in a hotel room. And why is he trying to sell his house in the middle of winter? This is messed up. Gerard Warren.

"Will is a grown man and he's going to do what he wants to do when he wants to do it," Warren said. OK, let's take Gerard's advice. For instance right now, I would like to leave work and go have a beer at the Willoughby Brewing Company, yet I remain at my job. I must not be a grown man!!! Give me a break!

Here's a simple test to see if you are a grown man: if your wife stabs you in the back with a steak knife, what do you do?
a) take the kids and leave
b) take the kids and leave
c) take the kids and leave
d) say you fell

I realize Green probably has no idea what the heck to do, but you just can't pretend that someone didn't take a knife and stab you. I mean, you have to take action of some sort. For your kids sake, at least.


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