Getting Enjoyment from Getting Billick Annoyed

"There really was not much of a likelihood that we were going to let him go," Billick said. "It's unfortunate that Cleveland put us in that position, and it's great for Chester because he's going to get a nice payday, but it's not going to prevent us from doing anything further in free agency.

"It doesn't carry with it any dead money or constraints for next year. In that sense, it kind of just artificially pushes the cap up, and most teams choose not to do that.

"There are certain things you do to be competitive and improve your team. By the same token, there are things that you don't do, simply because, at the end of the day, it's not healthy for the league, for the cap so to speak. It artificially pushes it up for everybody. We've held true to that philosophy, so [signing other teams' restricted free agents] is not something that we have done nor a lot of other teams do."

Oh waaaaaaaaaaaagh. Suddenly the man who stood by his roster that includes a murdered and a drub-dealer is concerned about the health of the league? Ha!

Bill, THERE ARE INDEED THINGS THAT YOU SHOULDN'T DO -- LIKE STEALING ANOTHER CITY'S F***ING TEAM. Because, you know, simply put, [stealing another city's football team] is not something most cities do.